~*Serendipity*~

went church on sunday. the funnist thing happened! was sitting behind this father carrying the world's cutest baby and then the baby was lk kept on thrwoing his arms around his father's neck and giving a sloppy kiss on th cheek, clap and gv another sloppy kiss and SMILE and the hugged his father viciously and smile proudly. god i was like the cuteness and i smiled this BIG cheesy smile at him (the baby not the father) and he gave this embarassed smile and threw his little podgy arms around his dad's neck, half strangling him and a wet slobbery peck on the cheek with a very delighted grin. i hope i was never like this. hehe.

i just found out my sister's IQ level. or blurness level. it's very interesting.

we were in cold storage today. and were zooming around on the trolley, linking hands and u kno, running around, we looked lame but hehe. it's ok, we didn't see anyone we kno. anyways we were too busy zooming that we crashed into this display of mothballs and stuff. so kate gave me a very confused look and asked, radiating blurless, confusion and innocence, i dunno really get how mothballs work. i mean when u throw them at moths, wat do they do? blink blink. i m so busy blinking and being stupefied by her erm. amusing qusstion. we bang into another display, getting another glare. hmm... shldn't hang round her. i heard craziness rubs off.

went swimming today. was suppose to dive. didn't tho. the starting block was too frikkin high and i am terrified of heights so hehe... was just lk u kno, when he blew the whistle the guy i was suppose to be racing with dived in perfectly and i was just lk standing there lookin down while everyone was like jade go or we'll push u! and i did not want twenty hands shoving me into the water so i closed my eyes and just walked into the pool, eyes closed lk walking off a gang plank. ok. that's gonna tk sometime to forget. hehe.

after swimming was so fun! altho, some person snapped my goggles inhalf in the process. ya see, the short ppl in the class decided that hey! lets cling onto jade. so they did. stole my goggles too while clinging onto my bck and tickled me! so the rest, whu were on my side, i called my side the tall ppl, ocs basically we were. they were lk trying to drag the short ones of me (at least three ok? i was lk ambushed and drowning!) ad then so rough snapped poor jade's goggles. nvm. i'll can get a pair that matches my swimsuit.

ooh. art tomorrow. sigh. lovely. nvr do my art. hehe. always do last minute. like my perspektif drawing!! god. i tot it was nice1i spent five mins before her class drawing it. i mean fine. maybe i forgot. but it was the tot that counts anyways. right? i drew sum nice mountains for the back gorund, they were a bit light, but u kno, nice neat straight unfussy lines with a sun peeking frm behind them, fine maybe it looked lk an eggbut still! then i drew the road. use a ruler 2! and then i drew my trees. i tot it looked artsy. i scribbled on some leaves. i mean scribbled. then tara tells me it looked like barbed wire. guess how much i got for it? 1!! i mean pls! it deserved so much more then that! like about 2? 3?

but i'm a gud soul. i also help ppl with their art, altho i usually get help rather then help,. like the time kann forgot her art. so i helped her draw it out really fast and clour it in? we did that in two mins under her nose ya kno? and my hand was lk BLACK! and then u kno wat?. when we passed it up, the smart lil madam found it. it dsn't pay to be gud. hehe

haha. swimming so funny. teacher was like asking us if we knew how to swim backstoke breast stroke (basically breast stroke upside down) and there was sum guy trying to show off. he was like i kno i kno!! and he did, and he was happily showing us when he crashed into these two guys swimming back. it was so funny! cos he was being really smug and showing off when wat he was doing was wrong anyways then he carshes into these two guys who in turn gv him a very disgruntled look cos they were racing and didn't see where they were going so they crashed. hehe.. and then he crashed and all of us were like hah! we are usually united at times lk these. hehe.


anyways, tara was telling the story of her popiah eating habits. u c this darlink didn't kno how wat popiah was in the first place so when she saw it on the plate, she was ooh nice plate decoration! then she saw it being eaten dipped into sweet sause by sum crazy person. so she was like hmm... another form of roti canai so she started doing that too. so at the end. it took a kind soul to point out that u actually fill it with things. smart.

went putrajaya today. not bad for $40. didn't do much. learnt a lot tho:D. hehe. wat i learnt today:

1)there is such thing as a kebongbong fruit
2)brochures make useful fans
3)frogs are disgusting and live near getah trees
4)sen's geo is just as bad as mine.. hehe

very educational trip as you can see. very hot. cld feel the pigmentation positively FORMING! got swimming now with all the fast ppl. sigh. they're all shorter then me tho. when i come bcl, i'll tell you how tara eats popiah. she dsn't even kno wat it is.

so bored. was such a gud lil angel today. finished all my eng hol hw in one hour. hehe. wrote a jade compo. short with BIG writing. and a jade summary. too little words. which is gud in a summary right? and a jade compre. crapped answers which i doubt u'll find in the passage. hehe. well, at least it D-O-N-E. haha.

ugh. NEVER ever watch scream. god it was so scary. had to give my house a full security check with kate, and zoey. u kno for extra security? just checking too see if the scream killers were hiding in the laundry or nething. touch wood. my mum tot we were a bit weird. (we were like tip-toeing round and kate was lk look out and i was opening each cup baord door with this there's-a-dead-body look on my face) but she shld be thankful that we're actually tking u kno. tking erm. care of the house?

went netball today. played against the primary whu reach about upto my waist so feel very gud. haha. no la. just am taller and can actually catch the ball. hehe. if not usually am very sucky.

went swimming today. so funny!! well you see there was this bright yellow thing bobbing up and down and moving along. so me and kate were like ooh! yay. we walked upto it and we were a ball coolly! and nearly picked it up. got the shock of our lives tho when suddenly the 'ball' stood up and revealed a hassled looking woman who was pretty certain she wasn't ball. well, whu asked her to wear a bright yellow swimming cap?

yay! my net works. thank you god. i will be a gud little girl and go to church for good reasons. note good. not right. yayness:D double yayness. hehe...

anyways, nuttin much happened today. nuthing funny actually. am just hot. oh yea. sports was FUN!!!! hehe... well i was really hot after that and borrowing tissues from everyone amd managed to finish three packets and got water poured on my head cos i was hot. and my hair was platered to the side of my face. very attractive.

yay! the exams are over. thank you god. hehe. anyways, was really funny during mr shong's class. me and tarzulle, well actually just tarzulle were pirouetting if that's how u spell ir in the middle of the class. my version of a twirl, i'll just call it that, loads shorter yea? is like turn half a turn, tiptoe gather momentum and turn half a turn again.. hehe. so lame. anyways, madam was showing off how to twirl and made me like you kno hold my hand above her head and spin her? except that i wasn't really that tall enough so everytime she turned i had to do a mini leap in the air. so basically i looked like a stupid frog jumping at every three seconds. AND! you know what happened in the end? tara got SO dizzy that she crashed into the desk and mr shong turned around and looked at me like i wrestled her to the ground or something! i mean. unfair man!

anyways, after that we decided to go the bathroom and there we saw this little kids, doing sumthing vair vair weird on the bathroom floor. one little girl went under the stall u kno, actually crawled cheek to floor. and went inside and unlocked the door and crawled out and SMILEd smugly at her fren like u can't do that. and we were like um... girl. the floor is DIRTY!i mean seriously. dsn't she kno wat ppl leave on the floor? anyways, they seemed really proud of themselves as they slid in and out of the stall to 'show' us that they could u kno. erm. right.

so anyways, we were a bit scared of using the bathroom just in case they decided to u kno slide in and uh... demonstrate? so we took turns guarding each other shooting the little kids scram looks. little kids have interesting ideas of fun.

like yesterday, me and kate were going home and u kno on the pavement there, got a little elevated bit and there was this guy balancing there, windmilling his arms around like a lunatic going 'wait!! i'm balancing! (like that was not obvious) don't push me! (doesn't that mk u wanna push him?) i'm going to beat my record! (erm. whu cares?)' so while he was screaming that to his frens, two little sister walked by innocently and one accidentally pushed the other (me) into the little guy and erm. well, an arm flew up, nearly poked my eye out and a little voice wailed 'MY RECORD( like the world's gonna end)!' and two little sisters looked at each other and RAN!

yay!!!!! net back. well kate's is on. so using her comp while she;s in the shower. she does tk at least half an hour so no hurry. well, have been on a blogging drought. tres sorry but my NET!!!!! ugh.

suffering from serious net withdrawal. have even tried blogging in computer with HORRIBLE results. trust me. don't ever try! haha.. anyways, exams now. very scrwed. but shall not tok about them yea? will talk bout happi-fying funny things that happened so far. hehe.
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1) maths: me and tarzulle were sitting at the bck. classroom door was spoilt. so some smart person tied a broom to it. keep the door closed ANd sweep the florr. cool huh? although the door was heavier so the door kept on opening and guess who ahd to keep closing it? me!!!!! so at the end jade got fed up and put the brrom in the dustbin. and the door didn't move! cool huh? although it was a lot funnier if u seen it

2) we are the three musketeers with colds. me, tara and kann. we even have a cold symphony. u sniff, i sniff, she sniffs. cool huh?

3) jade is ridiculous. according to tara. am not. it's not my fault cheese crackers got lost up my blazer. i found them in the end. and that's what counts.

oh yeah. next week wednesday is a very special day! it's the middle of the year. it's a tara and jade tradition to throw ur hands up and wave at exactly 12.00. we just started it this year. cos we forgot to do it last year. so just throw ur hands up and if we have a nice teacher, not pn nora or mr lee, aah. it's mr lee. nvm. he thnks we're mad as it is. so no harm.

hey this is kann! this was meant to be jades post on wed but her nets down so she decided to bully me..
k. nvr do blogs in comp ever. trust me. not only dangerous but u cld get caught. twice. in the same class.
u c, since i'm currently lacking of net i decided to do errrr... use the computer facilities in school. so errr.... haha... the first time i got caught i was v obviously blogging. so yea endured 20 mins of references and jibes. so being the kind of person that dsnt learn fast, i decided to be a bit more discreet and type on textedit then paste at the website. but um... gaga. how am i sposed to noe that the admin can see everything? so suddenly my comp went all exorcist on me (in the words of kann) and everythingy was shaking and suddenly "come and see me now" flashed on my screen and it was lk crap! so yea. a lesson to all those ppl that lk using net during class, its not a safe thing to do. trust me.
anyways camp was fun. yeqa, i got a 'tan' (actually an extreme form of sunburn that when my mum picked me up she was lk who is this stranger trying to get into my car?) and mosquito bites galore, (i got 20 on my feet u noe y? cos some smart person bathed herself in it but forgot about her feet?! do u noe how hard it is to scratch ur feet?!)
ooh!during camp, kai sheng was kicking a foot ball and his sandals tore apart. so he was looking for something to stick it together and jade was just standing there, innocently, chewing gum so u can guess wat happened next. i had to sacrifice my nice 'new' gum so he cld stick his sandals together and in the end, it didnt work so he buried my gum in the sand. how am i sposed to eat it now?
on the way back on the bus, i was hot, wet (dun ask how u can be so hot AND wet at the same time), tired, and needed to pee. badly.
now, how did i get lk this? well, we jz got back frm kayaking and all the showers stopped working and the only one that did, the tap came off and someone took it. i was sandy 2 there was sand on my face, swimsuit and hair, because during rafting someone (i think christine) clumped sand on my lap so i poured sand on her so we had a sandfight.sand in hair, face, and in my swimsuit!
oh and btw mr ashvin, if u're reading this, i did NOT do this blog in schoool
(after this jade puts her comp ex bk down with a contented sigh)