~*Serendipity*~

went to the doctor s today. my mum was relating a fairly painful embarassing child hood incident to me which i must have blocked out. u c, there s like this plastic house where little kids can go into ( yes i have been to this doctor for about 13 yrs. he has all the blackmail stories so this is why i shall nvr tell anyone his name) so when me and my sister were younger we used to go in and barricade ourselves inside the house. then all the other little four year olds would bang on the door and demand to be let in. but i wld peer cheerily out of the windows and wave before goin back to make pretend dinner on the pretend stove. kate wld glare out from her little fringe before sitting on the floor and having real dinner- her toes. so basically, we were lk little penghasuts. i mean you cldn't blame us right? we were four and two and ob not used to sharing.

as i was sitting down quite peacefully on the chairs and marvelling at the bimbosity of the ppl in totally spies, please don't ask. all the tvs there were tuned to disney and nobody wld change the channel for me. well there was these three little boys, two mat sallehs and a little indian boyym who was vv cute btw hehe. anyways, the little indian boys called the two lil mat sallehs HITLER lk at the top of his lungs and lk in true siz year old style thy lunged at him. so basically. i had to wait half an hour with little kids tryin out military tactics i.e running and so called hiding behind chairs before lunging out at their opponents. they screamed lk a whole lot. the two little mat salleh kids chasing the little indian guy. but u ask me, he really asked for it. when they stopped chasing him to catch their breath, i mean he cld have just run away and gone hide in the toilets or sumthing but nooooooooooo. he had to stick his tongue out and shake his ass before running for the not so safe safety of his 'base'- this poor battered potted plant. i had to withold the urge to stick my foot and trip them. but i decided that since i found some ppl actually less mature then me, i wldn't do anything immature. so i curled up my legs and watched disney.

was very bored today. i am hungry. brougth my dog for a walk today. nvr bringin her again. we saw a cat and she went ballistic. it s quite funny to see a little chihuahua long haired rat looking dog go crazy about a cat triple her size. she was barking and tryin to get off her leash. so i had to scoop her up. it was lk holding a wiggly jelly bean. and she was so mad that i stopped her mauling the cat (which she ob cldn't cos the cat cls probably knock her out with a swipe of its paw) she sulked at me the whole way. she walked with her nose in the air and ignored me when i talked to her (she usually ignores me but still! i mean from a dog? pleaseeee!!!!)

when mv today. was quite fun. watched two mvies. ate ten fries, coke and bought a shirt. i loved the shirt bit the best! it was on sale:D haha so jakun.

anyways, i m hungry. i shall go down and get a peanut butter sandwich.

up again with peanutbutter on the keyboard. shooot. nxt time i shall haf jam. wait. i don't want a jammy keyboard. where s all my tissues?

kai sheng was triyng to demonstrate strip twister to me. green bra strap red underwear yellow tshirt. i mean they r obviosuly several flaws to this. a) guys don't wear bras. they wld haf to buy one specially b) where will they put all the clothes? i mean i m sure ppl won't appreciate uniforms chucked all over town. thnk of the wrinkles ppl? c) wat will u tell the prefects? ("erm it was hot?" is not really gonna work)

ok talent time todaay. we lost. bleah. hehe expected la. was quite fun. did i tell u cheras food rocks? haha. i lk 100 plus. very very nice drink! right? right. cos unlk its a soft drink but it dsn't stain ur teeth:) lk coke. hah! and tats how i choose my fav drinks. hehe. ok. i m ditzy. sue me.

anyways talent time tot i went deaf. god. please don't ever stand nxt to constance! i was freaked out cos i was convinced that my left ear drum burst! it was so scary! hehe but it lasted two seconds cos when const screamed again i realised i cld in fact hear very well.

my maid found a lizard in our toaster today. me and my sister promptly screamed and removed ourselves from the kitchen. screaming. our neighbours might thnk we re abused. hehe. then we realised something and ran screaming to the bathroom. we had eaten toast for breakfast tat morning.

i haf a pimple. two in fact. on my cheek. noooooooooooooo. my life is ruined! haha.

hmm i thnk i haf a serious shoppin problem. just a small one tho. i haf decided to narrow it down by mking a list of wat i want and sticking to it. then no more shoppin for this year. (its nearly ending anyways)

1) shirts
a. white/red/black/green mng off shoulder
b. mng gray long sleeve
c. nafnaf bravo light teal
d. any other nice shirts i may happen to see

2) bottoms
a. roxy jeans
b. cuuute billabong shorts!
c. topshop three quaters
d. any other nice bottoms i may happen to see

3) blazers
a. light blue suede mng one
b. pink tweed zara one
c. red topshop one
d. dark blue mng one
e. denim topshop one
f. brown stripey topshop one
g. any other nice labzer i may happen to see

4) shoes
a. converse. which rock.
b. any other nice shoes i may happen to see

*this list is inexclusive of any christmas or bday presents which i may want.
correction : which i will want.

little kids in church shld be banned.
a) we might squash them flat as they are short and our shoes are big
b) we might trip them because our legs are long and they r short and cannot see far ahead

and more importantly
c) they might trip us

i haf seen my sunday school concert dance thingie. very very very erm lame? i m sorry. i kno but they re all very unsynchronized and do things half heartedly its lk omg ppl wake up!! i wish i cld demonstrate how they turn and circle their hands here. but i can't. its extremely hilarious. i am thankful i didn't join it. fine. i shall be nice (since i went shoppin today and bought so many gorgeyfied stuff u kno?). they had a very original idea of shuffling on stage.

being pressured to update as usual. hehe. well i shall be very nice and update.

went to bsc today. was goin to use the bathroom so i rolled up my jeans cos i din want my very very very nice new roxy( vvvv nice! sale! lolx) to be cleanin the floor (seriosu hygeine issues). then i saw this little girl comin out of a stall rollin down her jeans. it was really funny1 altho i
thnk u d haf to be there. hehe

been vegitating here since four. i thnk i shall haf to drag my butt down to watch some tv. i m hungry. and hot. and bothered. where s my aircon remote?

i am teaching kai sheng how to be debonair.
so i shall write him a guide so he can refer to it whenever possible and i hope it might change him for the better.

jade s guide to debonairness (according to me)

1. you shld slick ur hair bck with grease and introduce urself with uttermost style. i.e my name is kai. kai sheng.
2. wear ur blazer and tie constantly, even durin pe. ur shorts will add a very retro twist to the whole outfit. says me.
3. when eating out, choose the most expensive thing on the menu and offer to pay for everyone. two minutes before the bill's due, excuse urself to the bathroom, stay there for twenty minutes and then come out. the bill shld be taken care of.
4. use words that no one can understand lk erm putsch. u don't need to understand either.
5. be james bond lk. hide behind pillars and dash out to the next one, pretend gun in hand. u will attract a lot of weird looks but hey! ur on a secret mission right?

see? i m a genius no?

today had literary day. i din kno we had to wear make up. tres sucky. dance prac was quite nice. hmm lots of calories burned. mervyn gave me his football jersey! very nice! hehe.. nick was sitting down trying to kick me and he kicked my shirt. so me and kristyn were trying to pull him of this 'throne' (a bunch of plastic chairs stacked sky high) so we were tugging his legs and suddenly the whole thing collapsed and kris, nick and me hit the ground with a very loud thump. poor nick. he hit bottom first. oh well nvm.

# posted by Jade @ 3:53 PM

god i m so hungry. need to eat erm green tea haagen dez ice cream, ben and jerry s one sweet whirled ice cream, pasta, peanut butter, butternut (watever tat is sounds nice), fries (they're french! lol) and erm basically lots of food? anyways i m so hungry i cld die! i m feeling all light headed.

it cld b bcos of sc tuition. i am still forced to go. thats two hours of my life i will nvr get back. great.

was choosen to sing the pantun joget pahang. had to sing it three million times. over and over again. i.5 million i was pestering everyone who had to teach me the tune. the other 1.5 million times i had to teach po leen whu is my new duet partner after a very disastrous incident in the hall. i was bscially forced into singing this (if not pn zainab wld hate me forever and no one wants tat) so i just learnt it and not sure of the tune and stuff and i was shoved into the hall and a microphoned was pressed into my hands and i was forced to sing immediatly. so basically i had to sing very very softly to minimize embarassment factor while pn zainab bellows the song abve me. the joy of participating in literary day.

was very funny was goin down to break with tara then suddenly this line of cute little boys intercepted me. excuse me! i said in a very very polite tone while trying to seperate two little midgets bout 20 inches in height. then suddenly midget 1 looked at me and screamed. as in a lion territorial scream,eyes scrunched up in effort and lips curled into a snarl. i nearly died. i did the only logical thing i cld do. i screamed right back. he was a bit shocked so tkin the op i separated him and his little fren and ran before midget2 decided to scream as well.

i need to go shopping. seriously.

shopping is very relaxing and i have discovered a hidden talent i nvr knew i had. i m fantastique navigator of shopping malls. i only got lost once! hah! but tat was near the end and i was tired so tat was an excuse. we ran round the whole 1u naviagated by me trying to fit as many shops before the mvie. very fun.

i was pretty euphoric with my new found talent and just as i was exclaiming i rule i dropped my bag and kann had to pick it up for me very funny. i was spinning round as kann tried to hand me my bag. i am finally good at something!

have decided for sumone very smart li-yian is not exactly smart. was talkin to her via kah ann and i told her i was hungry and wanted chocolate macroons. cos they sound nice. cos they sound lk meringues (if thats how u spell it) and they re nice, all sugar. then i asked her wat macroons were. and she sed she said they were mushrooms. we then had a very intelligent debate on wat a macroon is. even me, with my umm not so smart ideas about stuff, know that they're some kind of cake or sumthing. they ARE some kind of cake aren't they?

anyways, speaking of intelligent debates, me and a fren who shall remain anon cos erm she is kind of very generous (ie atm machine) and i wldn't want to risk offending her, were having a vair vair interesting discussion on disney movies and their influences. for example: having watched aladdin i made my mum buy me the princess jasmine costume only to realise that it was about 10000 degrees in there. but refusing to be proved wrong, i stayed in that horrible thing(bright purple with long sleeves made out of the most stifling material ever with a bit of skin colour material that was suppose to be the stomach, i mean you don't exactly encourage seven year olds to flash ther tummy do you? anyways, i used a permanent marker to put a dot to signify a belly button cos eventhough i was young i still wanted to be 'body conscius') for about two hours to prove to my mother that it was suitable for malaysian weather. i have decided i was a fashion mistake and had a very high tolerance to heat.

now my fren, after watchuing snow white bout seven times? cos she knew how to turn the video player on and off when she was about four? (very useful talent, why didn't i figure tht out?) anyways, u kno in snow white there s the scene where she sings near the well? well, she bent dowbn and stuck her head into the washing machine and started to yodel. very snow white?

ooh! my thingie works at last andi can finally blog. the happiness. exams are over! hehe. have decided am addicted to monopoly. weird game i kno but i bought the cutest one ever! its mickey mouse:D altho now i m probably gonna be remembered as that childish immature girl. bleah

anyways, me and kate were playing and we invited my mum cos we thought she d be real crap at it. she cldn't even differenciate between her own playing piece and ours so we thought wat the hell? then half an hour into the game she had two stretches of hotels. being the smart person i was i quickly declared bankruptcy. my not so smart sister kept on playing till she had to give up ( it was hopeless) and we were forced to take monopoly lessons. hmph?!

we were forced to go for a walk three rounds around our neighbourhood. for exercise purposes. so we took zoey. the walk consisted of us hopping trying to kill mosquitoes and carrying a lazy spoilt puppy. we left her behind on the third round. we decided we d jog an extra round. i jogged for ten seconds. decided that i was too old and headed back. kate continued for twelve seconds then she saw our mat salleh neighbour and ran back home with me.