~*Serendipity*~

hmmm me and kann have decided to spend our holidays playing hexic! haha. mking a tribute to hexic? i shall adore anyone whu ll play hexic with me. hehe. cos basically i ve tried playig with everyone but they don't wanna play with me:( why? its a fun game. and all the ones whu ll play with me are those extremely retarded ones like erm.. my sister, brian and nick, whu are vvvvvvvvv good and nvr die. bleah. i wanna find sumone whu sucks at it:P hehe

my sister has a new phone. its damn cun and nicer then mine. hate her. hehe. will go on a strike (i m not sure against wat but shall think of one) till i get a nicer one? haha. nvm shall not go against my mummy. she s in a bad mood with me. hehe. but i still ot to go shoppin.i want a calvin klein watch! hehe. she nearly bought me a cartier one but realised tat i would ve broken it. hmpf. i resent that! but i gots the nicest cap ever! hehe. and shorts.

ideas for strikes:

• hunger strike?
  but it might only last for two hours until dinner or sumthin. cos i bought caramel popcorn and i need to stuff my face with it before kate gets it!
• talking strike?
  communicating in sign language or sumthin! haha. wait. thats as likely as snow in m sia. not talking shld be made illegal. and i do't know much sign language except for the basic pointing and shrugging and how wld i yell at kate? wave my arms to signify yells?
• school?
  it wld work bout since its holidays. erm. hehe?

god. i ll stop being ridiclous and eat my caramel popcorn and shut up.

my sister has created a new version of spamming. pickling. see. its quite simple really. when some poor unsuspecting fool talks to herm she types pickle to everything they say. you haf to resort to blocking her immediantly. very smart.

then we were sitting at the computers and then she was lk wat rhymes with pickle? and i was lk wat rhymes with lunch? so bascially she was trying to tickle me and i was trying to punch her. note trying. we basically sitting down and screaming and flapping our hands. trying to mencegah each other. hehe. then we tried to rolls our chairs into each other and knock each other off. very fun.

i wrote bout our sensationalized stories just now. so i m just gonna put a few paragraphs lk err teasers? ok. so its lk advertisements you know? btw, u can advertise things on my blog. five dollars a word. hehe. its an idea.

KAH ANN AND WENG SHENG FOREVER
-a tale of secret love and hidden agendas (kinda)-

Ever since the dawn of time (std 4), kann and weng sheng haf been feuding lk cats and dogs. he calls her 'big fat walrus' and she calls him 'skinny praying mantis'. he pokes her and yells insults insults before retreating to the safety of junners (jun kit s new and improved nickname). she goes fater him with a mineral water bottle raised and eyes ablaze. as they say, its a fine line between love and hate.

(taken from jade's little book of class scandals:P)

lk it? hehe. there s more. but shall not type it. hehe. kai sheng is bugging me to put his story of him and ly on. nothing lk cheap publicity to show his true affection for her. siggh. young love. oh the immatureness.

this one's more sensational (and we can t gurantee 100% true- weng sheng wrote it). but i shall only write a leetle bit to annoy kai sheng:D cos i m nice.

KC VS KS
-the battle for li-yian's love-
(written by weng sheng, but all the good ideas r mine:P)

Li Yian shatters Kin Choong and Kai Sheng's long lasting relationship my shamelessly confessing her uncontrolable emotions towards the both of them. In our latest interview with Li-Yian, she admitted she loved the both of them and was indesicive on whu to choose. this statement has sparked controversy on their long lasting relationship forcing it to come to an abrupt end as they were entangled in a fist fight.

Kai Sheng s angered was futher fuelled as Li-Yian accompanied Kin Choong to Club Med, famous for being a romantic hotspot because he too shared many romantic moments with li yian. despite their actions being secretive, their deep affection for each other still blooms obviously to the rest of two cempaka.

so, in the end, it all boils down to this. can kai sheng's honest dertimination and intelligence beat kin choong s shy smile and way with the laides?

stay tuned.

(summarized version)

and this is why i shall be a good author when i grow up. it is tres fantastique:D

yesterday was last pe of the year sadness.

but did loads of things.

well, you see me and tara were playing handfoot ball. its when you play foot all using a handball. and we can t play football. we ended up kicking the ball across the sandy part of the field. tara cannot aim. neither can i but still. she kciked the ball all the y way cross the other end of the field and i had to run and get. not good because running makes me sweat. ugh. and i was paranoid that one of the footballer wld knock me over or sumthin. they can be vicious when it comes to the sport. i acidentally, stress on accidentally, kicked the ball into the grass and mud and ugh. tara fell once and walked thru a spider web to get it. whoops?

then we skipped. i know. childish but fun! we wee teaching kann how to skip. we were brilliant teachers btw. she managed to skip five times. out of the the twenty thousand times we tried. not bad.

then we played badminton. we put the real bad in badminton. half the game was attempts of us trying to serve and half the attempts at serving knocked into the net. if we had a net. the other quater was the shuttlecock droppin to the ground. when we played we seriously endangered the lives and heads of ppl sitting under the imaginary net. whoops? they knew the risks.

when we came back from pe it was hotness. so guan was standing in fromt of the aircon perched precariously on two tables. so we all had a go. quite nice for those who arent afraid of heights. and yes the disntacne from the table to the ground is considered very high.

watched the ring on wednesday. damn it scary. when it was over, everybody (with the exception of ly whu went to the toilet, guan who guarded the door, and kann who guarded guan) had to link hands to off the tv. then me, tara and kate went up the stairs slowly. then kate tripped. then i ran up. we all screamed.

school was spent writing various scandalous articles about the couples in our class. i.e kann and weng sheng and kai sheng/kin choong and li-yian. weng sheng i have found has a serious good use for his abilities ( making stories and sensationalizing stuff). so we prepared a very scandalous article on kann and and him ( i did this bcos he refused to partake) and kai sheng/ kin choong and li-yian. kai sheng wants me to type out the article but since he has been pestering me in the most unnice way, i shall be childish and not.

cheers.

KAI SHENG'S REBUTTAL:
the pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple (is that the expression? sorry my brain's gone dead after the finals. meh.) ... so here's the simple truth to all this bout me liking ly: they're all LIES! LIES and DECEIT! FABRICATED EVIDENCE woven from gossamer strands of untruths and hearsay, giving rise to notions that, frankly, couldn't be further from the truth.
here are my rebuttals to the points jade here has presented ...
alright:
EXHIBIT 2: no i did NOT make you write the debonair guide! YOU did that yourself!
EXHIBIT 3: fine fine i guess this is a bit (a bit!) true, but no i don't sob! not as bad as jun kit at any rate
EXHIBIT 4: that song wasn't made in camp! it was made during the jahitan project. and NO i had absolutely NO PART in it *ahem*
EXHIBIT 5:erm .... no i don't stalk her during lunch ... you must be hallucinating jade ... maybe you're confusing me with figments of your overactive imagination? hmmmmMMM???? at any rate your noggin isn't screwed on straight and i suggest u get someone to fix it before it gets any worse. sheesh

oh ... and jade ... if you DARE modify any part of that for ... ahem ... "editorial reasons" you WILL have a permanently misshapen nose and a shoeprint on your face. =D
cheers.

jade: the thanks i get for posting a looong blog hmpf!

i will try to make a long blog today because someone *cough*kai*cough*sheng is bugging me. but nothing happened. so wat shld i blog bout?

anyways, it was halloween yesterday. i m sorry but really think its really overated. the mean girl's definition: halloween is where girls can get dressed up as sluts and get away with it for that one night of the year. my definition of it is: the dangerous holidays where little kids come out to play. i mean it is bad enough tat my neighbourhood is infested with them but erm on the 31st of october, its lk a plague. a plague of little batman and robins, princess and fairies and bout a hundred spidermen. i m serious. it lk dangerous. and we din buy any candy so we were lk run into the house! very dangerous. health hazard if you ask me. i ve seen little kids get violent. very unpleasant.

kai sheng gv me a topic to blog about actually. his obsession with ly. i have dome serious research cos
a) i m feeling hardworking
b)its quite fun
c)i ve got nothing better to do (i mean they took off charmed and buffy?! all my berfaedah show r lk gone?!)

anyways, he idea for this blog is lk exhibit a already right? i mean whu in their right mind wld gv me such a scandalous thing to blog about? i will get severe injuries from li yian cos of this but she s the only with an average of over 90 and we all know geniuses are a bit unstable the eq part of the brain you know? short circuited and all. i mean he KICKED MY NOSE once. i mean my nose ok. serious. it might have gone out of shape and i would haf to reconsturct it if not i d lk... ok. breathe. anyways.

exhibit 2 : he made me write the debonair guide. (so he cld memikat li-yian, but you didn't hear it here, he can get violent) which he nvr followed! i mean that was ten minutes of my life i shall nvr get back. urghhh.

exhibit 3: this obsession he gets when its results time. the rest of the class look happily at their eighties and eight fives and if he gets niety four and ly gets ninety five we d have to endure a whole period of sobbing and 'why? why!' genius in the mking?

exhibit 4: the song we made up during camp. *clears throat. kai sheng loves leeeeeeeeeeeeeeee yian and if its quite alrgith he needs leeeeeeeeeee yian to warm the lonely nights... it goes on and on but i will have to finish this by dinner.

exhibit 5: kai sheng stalks her during lunch so he can tell li-yian about the baboon reproductive system or sumthin trivial lk that.

they could just go on and on and on. but i forgot. erm. if guys remeber nethin tell me yea? besides his constant references to her of course.

ok. i m goin to reflect on life right now. and be deep and all. ok. if you think bout it wats the point in living? having watched the day after tmrw, i mean our globe s goin to be lk gone climate changes and all. and i don't have any winter clothes lk they so conviniently did in the event of a freak snow storm. i mean if we don't cut all the pollution and all the smoke and crap, we re gonna like menghapuskan our world in a matter of years. i wldn't mind if it was after my time, cos then its not my problem anymore tho=p lol jk jk. so yea. wats the point in living? report card day s tmrw after all.

went to the doctor s today. my mum was relating a fairly painful embarassing child hood incident to me which i must have blocked out. u c, there s like this plastic house where little kids can go into ( yes i have been to this doctor for about 13 yrs. he has all the blackmail stories so this is why i shall nvr tell anyone his name) so when me and my sister were younger we used to go in and barricade ourselves inside the house. then all the other little four year olds would bang on the door and demand to be let in. but i wld peer cheerily out of the windows and wave before goin back to make pretend dinner on the pretend stove. kate wld glare out from her little fringe before sitting on the floor and having real dinner- her toes. so basically, we were lk little penghasuts. i mean you cldn't blame us right? we were four and two and ob not used to sharing.

as i was sitting down quite peacefully on the chairs and marvelling at the bimbosity of the ppl in totally spies, please don't ask. all the tvs there were tuned to disney and nobody wld change the channel for me. well there was these three little boys, two mat sallehs and a little indian boyym who was vv cute btw hehe. anyways, the little indian boys called the two lil mat sallehs HITLER lk at the top of his lungs and lk in true siz year old style thy lunged at him. so basically. i had to wait half an hour with little kids tryin out military tactics i.e running and so called hiding behind chairs before lunging out at their opponents. they screamed lk a whole lot. the two little mat salleh kids chasing the little indian guy. but u ask me, he really asked for it. when they stopped chasing him to catch their breath, i mean he cld have just run away and gone hide in the toilets or sumthing but nooooooooooo. he had to stick his tongue out and shake his ass before running for the not so safe safety of his 'base'- this poor battered potted plant. i had to withold the urge to stick my foot and trip them. but i decided that since i found some ppl actually less mature then me, i wldn't do anything immature. so i curled up my legs and watched disney.

was very bored today. i am hungry. brougth my dog for a walk today. nvr bringin her again. we saw a cat and she went ballistic. it s quite funny to see a little chihuahua long haired rat looking dog go crazy about a cat triple her size. she was barking and tryin to get off her leash. so i had to scoop her up. it was lk holding a wiggly jelly bean. and she was so mad that i stopped her mauling the cat (which she ob cldn't cos the cat cls probably knock her out with a swipe of its paw) she sulked at me the whole way. she walked with her nose in the air and ignored me when i talked to her (she usually ignores me but still! i mean from a dog? pleaseeee!!!!)

when mv today. was quite fun. watched two mvies. ate ten fries, coke and bought a shirt. i loved the shirt bit the best! it was on sale:D haha so jakun.

anyways, i m hungry. i shall go down and get a peanut butter sandwich.

up again with peanutbutter on the keyboard. shooot. nxt time i shall haf jam. wait. i don't want a jammy keyboard. where s all my tissues?

kai sheng was triyng to demonstrate strip twister to me. green bra strap red underwear yellow tshirt. i mean they r obviosuly several flaws to this. a) guys don't wear bras. they wld haf to buy one specially b) where will they put all the clothes? i mean i m sure ppl won't appreciate uniforms chucked all over town. thnk of the wrinkles ppl? c) wat will u tell the prefects? ("erm it was hot?" is not really gonna work)

ok talent time todaay. we lost. bleah. hehe expected la. was quite fun. did i tell u cheras food rocks? haha. i lk 100 plus. very very nice drink! right? right. cos unlk its a soft drink but it dsn't stain ur teeth:) lk coke. hah! and tats how i choose my fav drinks. hehe. ok. i m ditzy. sue me.

anyways talent time tot i went deaf. god. please don't ever stand nxt to constance! i was freaked out cos i was convinced that my left ear drum burst! it was so scary! hehe but it lasted two seconds cos when const screamed again i realised i cld in fact hear very well.

my maid found a lizard in our toaster today. me and my sister promptly screamed and removed ourselves from the kitchen. screaming. our neighbours might thnk we re abused. hehe. then we realised something and ran screaming to the bathroom. we had eaten toast for breakfast tat morning.